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MR. PLANET EARTHMAN CHARACTERS

MR. PLANET EARTHMAN!

REAL NAME: RAJESH B. EARTHMAN
RESIDENCE: EARTH
HOBBIES: WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND CLICKING THE DISLIKE BUTTON, LOCKING THE DOOR AND TWERKING IN THE MIRROR
CRUSH: MOTHER NATURE
FAVORITE SHIRT: WHITESNAKE 1987 TOUR SHIRT CUT INTO A HALTER TOP

Mr. Planet Earthman goes around the world to stop evildoers that are messing with the planet. He is in love with Mother Nature and will do anything and I mean anything to impress her.

THE HUMAN SUNBURN

REAL NAME: BORIS BOLESLAW 
QUOTE: FEEL..THE..BURNING SENSATION!
LIKES: SPF 0 SUNSCREEN, BEEF JERKY-LIKE TANS
DISLIKES: SUNSETS, THE MOON 
FAVORITE COLOR: BURNT RED

Mr. Planet Earthman attacked Boris Boleslaw while he was working on his tan. He claimed that he was being evil because he was risking his body from skin cancer. To punish him, Planet Earthman forced him to stay in the sun for five days. This gave Boris special powers and he vowed revenge as The Human Sunburn!

THE CONSUMER AND CONSUMER JR.

REAL NAME: MAGGIE JO McBRIDE & LIL' BOOGER
FAVORITE STORE: JUNK MART
QUOTE: "I STAND FOR THE FLAG AND KNEEL FOR THE CROSS."
LIKES: WAITING IN LINE FOR OVER 12 HOURS ON BLACK FRIDAY THEN FIGHTING PEOPLE FOR A WAFFLE IRON THAT IS 30% OFF.
HOBBIES: EATING JUNK, BUYING JUNK, WATCHING JUNK

One day, Mr. Planet Earthman was shopping for pantyhose at the local Junk Mart. He saw The Consumer waddle from her car to the Sit N' Shop cart. He got angry saying that she was abusing the system and that she could walk. A shouting match ensued and The Consumer threw a box of Bacon Cookies at him. She continued to cause a raucous until the police arrested her. Ever since, she has wanted to get even with Planet Earthman and will do anything to get it.

MAUL BUNYAN

REAL NAME: MO BUNYAN 
RESIDENCE: MINNESOTA, USA
LIKES: PUTTING IN A HARD DAY'S WORK, NATURE, CAMPING
DISLIKES: HIPPIES
FAVORITE FOOD: STEAK AND POTATOES

Maul Bunyan is a descendant of the legendary Paul Bunyan. He is a lumberjack and a hard worker. Anytime he tries to do his job, Mr. Planet Earthman comes by and attacks him for cutting down trees. He is just minding his own business and trying to make a living, but Planet Earthman won't let him.

BIG CORP

NAME: LUTHER T. VANDERCASH
NET WORTH: 143 BILLION DOLLARS
LIKES: STEALING FROM THE POOR, BIG GAME HUNTING, TAKEOVERS, POLLUTING
DISLIKES: THE #METOO MOVEMENT, ETHICS
SUPERPOWER: SPEWING TOXIC WASTE FROM HIS ORIFICES

Luther T. Vandercash is the richest man on the planet. He will do anything to add to his vast fortune - especially at the expense of the Earth. Mr. Planet Earthman has been trying for years to stop him from his plundering crusade.