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HAPPY HEART

Christmas has Santa, Easter has the Bunny and Valentine's Day has the little known, Happy Heart. He comes by every February 14th to give little presents to little kids around the world. He is the underdog of the holiday mascot community.

VITAL STATS

NAME: HAPPY HEART
BORN: FEBRUARY 14TH
DIABETES TYPE: 2
HEIGHT: 4' 6"
THE MANY MOODS OF HAPPY HEART

Happy Heart's diet consists of only chocolate and chocolate by-products. He guzzles it by the truckload daily. He needs to eat at least 50 kilos of it or his love will fade away and the children of the world won't receive any Valentine's gifts. This happened during the great chocolate drought of '87 to the disappointment of kids everywhere.

LIKES

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LIKES

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VEGETABLES!